AI JOB HEIST PLANNERTerms of Service

Privacy Policy

Last updated: February 2026

What this is

AI Job Heist Planner is a parody and entertainment tool. It uses comedic framing (heist movie tropes) to explore how AI intersects with your work. It is not a career assessment, employment evaluation, or professional advisory service. See our Terms of Service for full details.

What we collect

During the interview, you voluntarily provide information about your work, including:

  • Job title and industry
  • Daily tasks and time allocation
  • Tools you use
  • Types of decisions you make
  • Other professional context you choose to share

We also collect your IP address for rate limiting purposes, and set a single functional cookie (beta_access) to manage access during the beta period.

How we use it

Your interview responses are sent to our server and forwarded to Anthropic's Claude API to generate your report. We do not store your interview data or generated reports on our servers. The application is stateless — once your report is generated, the data exists only in your browser URL.

Third-party processing

Your interview responses are processed by Anthropic (the company behind Claude) via their API. Anthropic's handling of API data is governed by their own privacy policy and data retention terms. We encourage you to review Anthropic's Privacy Policy for details on how they handle data submitted through their API.

Cookies

We use a single functional cookie (beta_access) to remember your beta access status. This cookie is httpOnly, cryptographically signed, and expires after 30 days. We do not use analytics, tracking, or advertising cookies.

Data retention

We do not store your interview data or reports. Your report is encoded in the page URL and exists only in your browser. If you close the tab or clear the URL, the data is gone. IP addresses used for rate limiting are held in memory only and discarded when the server restarts.

Your rights

Depending on your jurisdiction, you may have the right to access, correct, or delete personal data we hold about you. Because we do not persistently store your data, there is typically nothing to delete. If you have questions or concerns about your data, contact us at the address below.

Children

This service is not intended for anyone under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children.

Contact

For privacy-related questions or requests, contact us at: [your-email@example.com]