AI JOB HEIST PLANNERPrivacy Policy

Terms of Service

Last updated: February 2026

Parody & Entertainment Disclaimer

AI Job Heist Planner is a work of parody and satire. It uses the comedic framing of a heist movie to explore how artificial intelligence relates to your work. The “heist plans,” “threat levels,” “target profiles,” and other outputs are fictional comedic content, not factual assessments.

This tool is not a career counseling service, employment assessment, workforce planning tool, or professional advisory service of any kind. The “scores” and “percentages” are generated by AI for entertainment purposes and should not be treated as accurate predictions about job security, AI capability, or employment outcomes.

No robots were actually deployed to steal anyone's job in the making of this tool.

Acceptance

By using AI Job Heist Planner, you agree to these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the service.

What the service does

AI Job Heist Planner conducts a short AI-powered interview about your work, then generates a satirical “Heist Plan” report and an optional “Serious Mode” reframing of the same data. Both outputs are generated by artificial intelligence and are provided for entertainment and informational purposes only.

AI-generated content

This service is powered by AI (Claude, by Anthropic). All interview responses and report content are generated by artificial intelligence. AI-generated content may be:

  • Inaccurate, incomplete, or misleading
  • Biased in ways that reflect training data limitations
  • Different each time, even for the same inputs
  • Inconsistent with expert opinion or real-world outcomes

You should not rely on any output from this tool to make employment, career, hiring, or business decisions.

Prohibited uses

You may not use this service to:

  • Evaluate employees or candidates for employment decisions
  • Make hiring, firing, or workforce reduction decisions
  • Produce materials presented as professional career assessments
  • Harass, intimidate, or threaten anyone about their job security
  • Reverse-engineer, scrape, or abuse the underlying AI systems

Your content

You retain ownership of the information you provide during the interview. By using the service, you grant us a limited license to process your inputs through our AI pipeline solely to generate your report. We do not store, sell, or share your interview data beyond what is described in our Privacy Policy.

Limitation of liability

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL LIABILITY FOR DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES. THIS INCLUDES ANY DECISIONS YOU MAKE BASED ON THE AI-GENERATED CONTENT.

Age requirement

You must be at least 13 years old to use this service. If you are under 18, you should use this service only with the involvement of a parent or guardian.

Changes

We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the service after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Contact us at: [your-email@example.com]